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Divide_&_Conquer
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 Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:55 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris VS Jack Bauer |
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After being inspired by the Norris VS Zohan poll, I decided to make the REAL BATTLE: Chuck Norris VS Jack Bauer.
Ever since the now classic show 24 debuted, many have argued these thought. Jack's pure badass and brutality and other fine qualities, natural of course does NOT include (on the most part anyway) having an equally badass girlfriend on your side (Check out the current season for a cool one, Jack's teamed up w/ this hot redhead who's name currently escapes me...she's like a She-Bauer, so to speak.)
And we all know the badass known by the name Chuck Norris, whose name was originally Zeus, but eventually thought it was too weak a name, and had itchanged to Chuck Norris.
Okay so who do you choose? I personally think its a tie.
Oh, and please make Chuck or Jack jokes. I'm dying to hear some.  |
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Bulletproof
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:19 am Post subject: |
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Who the fuck is Jack Bauer?
And how does he deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Chuck Norris?
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Rycher
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Jack Bauer, by far.
Chuck is getting old and promoting politicians in his spare time rather than kicking ass. |
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Divide_&_Conquer
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Bulletproof wrote: |
Who the fuck is Jack Bauer?
And how does he deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Chuck Norris? |
The main character in the show 24. He's played by Keifer Sutherland.
24 is a show about the life of this dude named Jack Bauer, who is an agent of a government agency named Counter Terrorist Unit, or CTU, fighting terrorism, corrupted politics, finding moles in the government, etc, etc, ALL in 24 hours. Each season has 24 episodes, one representing one hour of that day, so a whole season is basically 24 hours of him fighting terrorism and shit like that.
At the end of Season 1, a mole kills Jack's wife.
So season two takes place a couple of years later, with Jack in shambles, and CTU brings him back to prevent a nuke going off on US soil. A subplot is Jack trying to rebuild his relationship with his estranged daughter.
Season three, Jack's working full time at CTU, his daughter now working at CTU as well and is secretly dating Jack's partner. Terrorists are attempting to use nerve gas and shit like that.
Won't tell ya the rest, gotta watch it yourself Bullet!
The best way to describe Jack is the mother of all badasses who hunts down terrorists, can kill a whole squad of 'em singledhandedly with a H&K USP 9mm, while they're all armed w/ AK47's, and other stuff. Oh and he can kill a guy w/ his bare hands, or anything he has on him. So he's basically a Spec Ops version of MacGyver. |
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Charger
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Yeah and gotta remember also that the only rest Jack Bauer ever needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed....
He's a true bad ass....But if Jack was put on a vietnamese prison camp with 80's Chuck Norris....well I who knows...Jack did survive couple of years in a Chinese prison and didn't even lose any weight so...But then again Chuck killed an angry rat with his mouth so....it's a tough call...
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IcedPriestOfFear
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| Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:26 am Post subject: |
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chuck norris will destroy us all!...Jack is always looking for a bomb while chuck norris is just kicking everyone's ass!
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ripperowens213
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| Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:22 am Post subject: |
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| Totally agree CHUCK NORRIS is badass no one can stop him not even Death himself. |
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Divide_&_Conquer
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| Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| ripperowens213 wrote: |
| Totally agree CHUCK NORRIS is badass no one can stop him not even Death himself. |
What are you talking about, Chuck Norris IS Death! |
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